Due to the bonkers EU GDPR policy which has taught practically every user to open a website and click a button that says the website can do whatever it wants, I am also required to have a privacy policy on this static website.

This website does not use any cookies. The IP address you use when visiting the website will be logged, this information will not be passed on to any third parties. The IP address is logged to help identify and solve problems with the website. e.g., in the case of a DDOS attack.

Basically I’m not in any way interested in your personal data.